By the way...

This blog is a fake because I wanted to fool my friend. There is no Klakasalvakia, so you should just move on.

Klakasalvakia: The Forgotten Europe Civilization

Klakasalvakia: The Forgotten Europe Civilization

Klakasalvakia is a small island nation of the coast of the Scandinavian Peninsula. The three major islands include Tuka, Fari, and Zifalia. The native and national language is Klakasalvakish, which sounds most like a mixture or Belgian  and Old World French. Though a very primative country, Klakasalvakia is a major exporter or the most common red dye 47 agent which is made out of crushed Tuka beetles, native to the Klakasalvakian island of Tuka. The winters are harsh and the summers rather mild, being so far from the Equator. It is a very civilized nation, though the people are broken up into two feuding tribes, the Roazus and the Kiljers.

Capital city:Klakita
Population: 42,800
Official Language: Klakasalvakish, with small groups of Swedish and Belgian
Ethnic groups: Primarily native Klakasalvakians, with some Scandinavians, and Belgians
Religions: Roman Catholic 47%, Baptist 53%
Age structure: Below 14: 23%
                               14 - 45: 42%
                               45 - 65: 20%
                         65 and up: 15%
Life expectancy: 78/m, 80/F
Literacy rate: 80%/M, 85%/F

Flag of Klakasalvakia

Note: If you have read through this whole thing and still believe me, you are extremely gullible.